suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
