i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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