he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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