I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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