Me too!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You ate ashes out of my bong
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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