I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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