I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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