But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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