i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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