Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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