Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.