Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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nutella sex= disaster
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Who died my cat blue again?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap