More tranny stories later!
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.