we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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