Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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