we're blogging at a bar
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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