Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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