thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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