Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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