I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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