Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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