I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
