Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
