and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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