Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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