Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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