North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my phone needs a breathalizer
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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