I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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