is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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