You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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