I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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