couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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