Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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