Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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