I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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