have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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