What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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