I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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