mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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