I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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