Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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