i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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