Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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