seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize