Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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