I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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