You just made me feel so damn special
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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