I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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