Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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