I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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