he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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