Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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