life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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