I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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