thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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